What in the world is going on?
Now in my sexual life, I so don't play the role of a pillow-biter.
Ummm, for those who don't know what a pillow-biter is let me educate you.
"It's an exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Yorkie, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.
Of course this was a damn good dream . . . not to mention, Ja Rule and I were clearly gettin' it in.
Damn, I so miss him.
However, boo, between me and you, please get that damn grill fixed. That bottom row was changing lanes all over the place.
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