Tantalizing Treats. . .

Welcome Aboard Flight 507… While we are here to ensure that you do have a comfortable trip with us today, we are also concerned about your safety. With that in mind, we ask that you take the Safety Information Card out of the seat pocket in front of you and follow along as we perform our safety demonstration.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure. Stop screaming, grab the damn mask, pull it over your face and brace yourself because yo ass might die.

Cross checked complete….

Please take care when opening the overhead compartment because, after that bumping ass landing yo ass might get knocked the hell out!

Lawd, I’s here . . .Let the games begin . . . Miami has attractions galore. Here’s a few.