Crazy White people playing in Times Square during Hurricane Irene

This is the only time you will hear me pull the race card. You’d have to be a member of a minority group like myself to get it though. It’s a common joke in the ‘hood whenever you hear about somebody doing something crazy or out-the-ordinary, chances are that person is gonna be white.

Case in point. A man and a woman are frocking around Times Square sliding into puddles like little children. But, these are grown ups and it’s a very good chance they’ve had something to drink. These are the kinda crazy things white people do.



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MSNBC officially give racial pimp/ghetto king/charlatan activist Rev Al “I’ll pull the race card in a minute” Sharpton his own show

The low ratings giant MSNBC has added to their stellar list of on air talent.



Sharpton, who first made his bones on the national scene over 20 year ago with the Twana Brawley false rape allegation case, and has since spent his time shaking down corporations with fake boycotts that mysteriously go away with a contribution to his National Action Network.



Of course his experience as a quasi-leader in the black community gives him the perfect credentials to be a host of cable show, right?



IF CNN could hire former whoremonger and ex NY Gove Elliott “Client # 9” Spitzer, then Al deserves a shot too.



Who else is better at keeping the brothers and sisters in the ‘hood voting Democrat, than Sharpton?



Look! There goes a racists Tea Party member!



How hard is that?



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MSNBC has named the Rev. Al Sharpton as host of a weeknight program on the network. Tuesday’s announcement comes after the civil rights activist spent several weeks as a tryout in the 6 p.m. Eastern time slot. Apparently MSNBC executives were satisfied with Rev. Sharpton’s performance.







Yeah, that’s a professional alright.

BUMPED-Exclusive: Obama calls Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton to secret WH meeting on how to deal with the Perry Problem

The Last Tradition has obtained a transcript of a top secret meeting between President Obama, Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton on how to handle Texas Gov Rick Perry entrance to the GOP run for president.



President Obama: God damn it, Chris! You told me Perry wasn’t going to run.



Chris Matthews: I tried to tell you Mr. President. But, you don’t answer your cell while you’re playing golf.



President Obama: Oh, so you think I play too much golf too?



Matthews: I didn’t say that Mr. President. My, that’s a very sharp crease you have in your pants, Mr. President.



Obama: What are you David Brooks now? Let’s focus Chris. What are we gonna do about Perry. This guy can kick my ass!



Al Sharpton: Mr. President?



Obama: Al? Don’t you see I’m talking to Chris right now?



Sharpton: Yeah, but….



Obama: Shut up, Al. I’ll get to you in a minute. What do we do, Chris?



Matthews: Let’s see, what can we do? Oh, I got it. I’ll call him crazy on my show.



Obama: Crazy huh?



Matthews: That’s it, Mr. President. I’ll call him crazy on my show, and Al can call him a racist on his show.



Obama: Hmm. Crazy and a racist?



Sharpton: But, Mr. Preesident?



Obama: Al? I’m still talking to Chris remember?



Matthews: I think that’s a winner Mr. President.



Obama: That sounds good, Chris. Maybe you can throw in some Confederate flag stuff. That always works on the Negros.



Sharpton: Negros? Mr. President! You’re black.



Obama: That’s for the campaign trail. I’m half white God dam it



Michelle Obama: It’s time for your 5th prayer of the day.



Obama: Oh, that’s right. Where’s my prayer rug?



Mrs. Obama: Where you always leave it, next to the statue of Mao Tse-tung.



Obama: Oh thanks, Honey. Okay that settles it. Chris, you get on MSNBC and call Perry crazy till the cows come home. And Al, call him a racist. That should be simple enough for you to understand because that’s all you do anyway.



Sharpton: Yes, Mr. President

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SNL spoofs Osama bin Laden’s Last Will and Testament

This is really funny! It’s good to make fun of bin Laden.


(h/t) The Blaze

Marriott Hotels and Xerox commercial: Funny, funny, or funny because they're Gay

This is my third venture into commercial critiques. The first was State Farm commercial with the Black couple. The second was the Plant Fines with I pick things up and put them down.

And this one. I think this commercial is genuinely funny. But, then I wondered why did I laugh? If these were tow guys just talking it wouldn’t work. But, when it becomes zany and over the top, it’s obvious the guys are very Gay. Is it legit because the guys are Gay? And if it is, isn’t this commercial offensive to some Gays?

I especially like the guy on the right who’s a bit more flamboyant than the other



It’s a pretty funny commercial.

Colorado man Jack Herbst drove front-end loader' into nieghbor;s home over $80 debt causing $250,000 in damages

Word to the wise.

Don’t ever owe Jack Herbst any money! Seriously, this is something you'd see in a movie.

Daily Mail reports that when Jack Herbst and his neighbor Ron Morphis fell out over an $80 debt, there was only one course of action.

Herbst, 63, drove a front-end loader from his home in Yoder, Colorado, around to Mr Morphis's house - and kept driving straight through the middle of it.

Police have arrested Herbst on suspicion of causing an estimated $250,000 in damages and, while it is up to the courts to decide whether Herbst is guilty of the crime, police say they have fairly compelling evidence.

The victim's sister, Loranne McLaughlin, told AOL News that the whole thing kicked off after her brother had agreed to buy a trailer from Herbst for $400 - but had only paid $320.

She says Mr Morphis was planning to pay the rest but earlier this week Herbst allegedly left a voice mail on Mr Morphis's phone saying: 'I want my $80 or I'm going to flatten everything.'

On Wednesday, Mr Morphis returned from work to his home in Bellemont Road - to discover he no longer had much of a home to return to.

More details here

I beleive in not getting stiffed myself. But, geez!

Everybody loves Raymond, the contractor?

I was walking to the bank after work and saw this van. That’s what I call stealing a good idea in business.

Copyright infringement anyone?

New Rockford, Illinois tourism Video ad: Come hide away like you’re a state senator

This ad is pretty funny!

Only Liberals can make the act of running away from responsibility, a heroic thing to do. What do you expect from people like this? They’re the party that represents, for the most part, people that don’t accept responsibility for anything. In more blunt language, they are the party of the fuck ups and degenerates in this country that always have an excuse as to why they never amounted to anything in this country.

Or they’re actually successful, but feel so guilty about their comfortable life, they feel the need to look out for the quote, “little guy” that can’t make it in life without their help.

Hot Air reports that Cheeky link bait aimed at conservative blogs or earnest ad campaign targeting progressives?

It’s the former for the moment, but let’s face it — if the fleebaggers succeed in waiting Scott Walker out and getting the collective bargaining bill killed, they’ll be instantly beatified on the left. Tales of their exploits shall be passed down in hushed tones from one generation of six-figure-income unionized public workers to the next.

Why, without the “Wisconsin 14,” kids will be told, mom and dad would have had to struggle the way the chumps in private employee unions do.

There’s tourism gold waiting to be mined in that kind of hagiography. Imagine visiting Rockford and sitting at the very same table where that moron accused Republicans of disrupting the democratic process by not letting him vote by phone — after he’d fled Wisconsin.

More details here



Bottom line, the Liberal/Progressives have a very warped sense of reality. This is what the Cowardly 14 represents and explains why children ought not grow up to be Liberals.

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GAY OBAMA TWITTER RAGE

What ever happened to that :Larry Sinclair guy who claimed to have sex with Obama?

The National Enquirer reports that politico prankster JON STEWART pushes the envelope with spoof Twitter account @gayobama detonating the social networking platform as the internet implodes with controversy.He's "half-black, half-white, and all SAMANTHA!" as Twitter overnight sensation, @gayobama, amassed thousands of followers after Jon Stewrat proclaimed it to the world on his Comedy Central Daily Show last night.

Stewart quipped on the show, "The President's stand against gay marriage has long frustrated gay Obama followers."Stewart was reffing President Obama's decision earlier that the Justice Department would no longer enforce the Defense of Marriage Act from1996.

Steward quickly clarified, "By which I mean, gay Democrats, not followers of GayObama, my parody Twitter feed."Within minutes the page went from zero to over 3,000 followers, as Stewart predicted it would.Meanwhile, President Obama has yet to Tweet comment.

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Illinois Woman (Carolee Bildsten) accused of attacking police officer with sex toy( a dildo) claims she was acting in self defence

I usually don’t print whole stories, but this one is hilarious.

The Daily Mail reports that a woman accused of attacking a police officer with a sex toy has claimed she was defending herself.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in November for attacking the officer with a 'clear, rigid feminine pleasure device'

at her home in Gurnee, Illinois.

She claimed she reached for the implement after the officer startled her when she went into her bedroom, but did not hit him.

'I got a little bit afraid. I got scared,' she told the Gurnee Tribune.

'The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.'

Bildsten, a former dietician, was arrested at her home after failing to pay her bill in a restaurant.

She said she had gone to Joe's Crab Shack on November 9, but when she came to pay her bill she realised she had left her credit cards and cash at home.
'I sheepishly told the bartender that I didn't have any money with me but that I lived nearby, so I was going to run home and get money,' she told the newspaper.

She called a taxi, but when it did not arrive she began walking home - despite having a broken foot.

It was during the walk home that she fell over and the police officer found her at the side of the road.

He told her to pay the bill or be arrested and drove her home so she could get her money.

Once there, she went to get cash from her sock drawer when the officer startled her.

She claims she never attacked the officer, but raised the sex toy to defend herself.

The officer then grabbed her arm and arrested her.

'I did not assault him. I'm not guilty of that. I simply was defending myself,' she added.

Bildsten will appear in court tomorrow in Waukegan.

She said she planned to plead not guilty to assaulting a police officer.

She added that she paid her restaurant bill the next day.

The Last Tradition’s Dumbest Politician of 2010: Democrat Hank Johnson (D-Ga)

The dumb mainstream media of course made nothing of this congressman’s assessment that the island of Guam could “cap size” due to too many people living on it.

What’s hilarious about this video is how the Navy admiral keeps a straight face through out Rep Johnson’s questioning. I bet he was saying to himself, “Is this guy a freaking idiot or what?”


Congressman Johnson was re-elected to the House this past mid term. That doesn't say much for some of the people in Georgia.

Dirty Love Nest

This gives new meaning to "Dirty Sex"

A Canadian cop in Saanich, BC, heard passionate sounds coming from a Dumpster -- and found that a 30-year-old woman and her boyfriend, 28, had turned it into a love nest. The officer ordered the two to put on their clothes and leave.

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Hey, lets tax Hookers

Nevada's hookers are begging and pleading for the taxman to cometh.

State lawmakers in Carson City shot down a proposed prostitution tax supported by the Nevada Brothel Association.

The industry, legal in parts of the state, said it wants to help the ailing economy by charging customers a $5 tax on each sex act.

For years, brothels have sought a tax as a way of making their businesses more legitimate.

But making them more legit was exactly the fear of lawmakers who voted against the idea

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Advice from a philosopher behind the wheel

This guy had me rollin’ because he speaks the ugly truth. Listen to the brother.



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BP Spills Coffee

This is really funny!


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Iranian Imam Says Promiscuous Scantily Clad Women Cause Earthquakes: Boobquake Protest on Monday

You can’t make this up!

I just hope this protest doesn’t blow up in our faces.


From The New York Post:

New York women are ready to move heaven and earth to join the "Boobquake."

A worldwide protest against a wacky Muslim imam -- who claims that scantily clad women cause earthquakes -- is getting magnitude-9.0 support in the Big Apple, where women told The Post yesterday that they will flash some skin Monday as part of a female rebellion to fight back against the holy man's loony pseudoscience.

"I think [the imam] is a crock," said Maria Petrou, 29, a customer-service rep from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. "I normally dress on the sexy side, but on Monday, I'll be sure to dress sexier. I'll wear a low-cut shirt."

The protest, dubbed "Boobquake," is the brainchild of Purdue University senior and blogger Jennifer McCreight.

She is suggesting that women should wear revealing outfits Monday as a slap in the face to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who said, "Many women who do not dress modestly . . . [and] lead young men astray . . . which increases earthquakes."

Anger over Sedighi's goofy geological theory has prompted some 45,000 people online to pledge to join McCreight and take some off Monday in order to stick it to the cleavage-hating cleric. Yesterday, many New Yorkers pledged to join them by turning up their couture heat to volcanic levels.

"Science will let you know what causes an earthquake," said Carlotta Malloy, a 32-year-old lingerie- shop manager from Brooklyn. "It's science, not breasts, that contribute to natural disasters. It's not about women's fashion.

"Monday, I totally would dress sexy," she added. "I will probably wear something off the shoulder and some cut jeans. Sexy is your personality, not necessarily your boobs hanging out."

Eve Udesky, 32, of Sunnyside, Queens, said, "Sure, I'll dress up to prove a point.

"I think it's important for a woman to dress the way they want to dress."

Linda Piris, 29, a Health Department worker from Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, said: "I would dress sexy in solidarity if I wasn't almost eight months pregnant."

Meanwhile, the protest continued to boil at McCreight's Web site, where she was even getting comments from Sedighi's countrywomen.

"I live in Iran," one writer said. "Sedighi is . . . crazy. There is no logic behind his saying [this], and his talk is shameful.

"Most of the people in Iran always laugh at this [man] when he talks every Friday."
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Democrats Boogie Man #6: Predatory Lenders

Everyday when I come home from work, I make sure to say a prayer of thanks to God All Mighty for once again keeping me safe from, dare I say it, Predatory Lenders.

According to politicians like President Obama, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, these critters are out there lurking in the shadows ready to pounce on unsuspecting Americans and force them to borrow money.

But God is good though, because I’ve never seen a PL. Although I’ve heard some stories about their powers of persuasion, still, I have to count my blessings. Many others are less fortunate.

Okay, let’s get back to reality.

The whole concept of the Predatory Lender is yet another Boogie Man Liberals love to create to sway the emotions of the public. It’s about as substantive as cotton candy. But, it gives license to thousands of people who borrowed more money than they could afford, for homes they had no business buying.

Does personal responsibility account for anything anymore?

I guess in the Liberal world, it doesn’t, which is why some people need Democrats to protect them from the big bad lenders throwing money in peoples faces.

But, just in case, I won’t stop praying.

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Obama Lampooned on SNL

When they start making fun of Obama on NBC, you know the tide has definitely turned.

At MSNBC All Black Ministers Look Alike

The lack of professionalism at perpetual Obama-suck up cable channel, MSNBC, is on display when Contessa Brewer mistakes the Reverend Jesse Jackson for the Reverend Al Sharpton.

Honest mistake or does it really make a difference to confuse one Overseer for another?

However, the interview itself raises another question about the quality of journalism, or lack thereof, at MSNBC. Why are they interviewing the Rev Jesse Jackson in the first place on the matter of executive compensation? Why not interview an expert in economics, or some other financial analyst that knows what he’s talking about?

The truth is that kind of stuff doesn’t matter to the O-Bot network. All this presentation is really doing is stoking the base in lieu of providing competent journalism.




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