DAMN ~ GERM-BREEDER!

December. . . A-A-A-HHHH, CHoooo. . . 11, 2009.

32 degrees Fahrenheit. . . Yet, will be feeling like 26 degrees.

Weather man . . . Bruh, you got’s to be kidding me.

Yo, I’m talking to the big man about this?

Lawd, what you doing? You still all about Peace and Blessing. . . Umm, hmm, well you multi-task very well so hear me out.

Now I distinctly remember you telling me that the first day of winter is December 21, 2009. You know, the week of your birthday. You know the week you determine if we’ve been naughty or nice.

Well, today I clearly didn’t receive my 10 day advanced notice about this winter chill.

My email hasn’t changed, LAWD!

Now you know you got my work number, home number, or can text, two-way, Twitter, or Facebook me.

Heck just Skype in next time . . . Can I be in the know? Is that too much to ask?

Really, LAWD?

Well anywho, it’s too late, because I'm feeling sicky-icky today. Why my “GENIUS OTHER HALF”, coughed, sneezed, and snorted all over me until I just couldn’t take it no mo’.

You hear me . . . NO MO’!

I said lookah’ here NEGRO . . . Bruh, I love you in all, but, you need to sleep in the guest room, office, hell in the two-car garage if need be. Hell, even the dog looked at him sideways, took his toys in the closet and barked.

“H1N1”

Now you know that’s bad. He’s only 5 months and has common sense to know when something sounds contagious.

My family don’t call me “Nigga Bones” for nothin’.

Now you know my pH neutral, (usually between 6.5 and 7.5) enriched skin courtesy of Dove Essential Care don’t jive well with that fast and furious winter chill.

So today LAWD, I feel like crap. My BF has bronchitis and my new lover, or should I say benevolent friend, first name is Thera . . . last name is Flu!

But, I must admit, he does have that goody-good that temporarily relieves my minor aches and pains, nasal and sinus congestion. Not to mention I feel a little WOOZY afterwords.

DAMN, if yo friend’s Majic Stick has those lasting effects, that some good SH*T!

Whoa, Thera you might be my new aphrodisiac.