Let me tell you the things I be going thru. I swear the Adventures of B’wood be a stone cold trip.
As usually, B’wood likes to tend to his early morning hunger needs. So like clockwork I head down to the café to see what’s on the menu.
As usually, waffles, bacon, ham, eggs and cheese, grits or cheese-grits, French toast, pancakes, bagels, muffins, potatoes, pretty much the same variety every day of the week.
However, for some reason I needed to feel warm & comfy so I settled on plain grits, and hot chocolate topped with whip cream.
Now, as I proceed to the elevator, I run into my co-worker Jack or Jackeé (whichever, you prefer). You remember Jack right, from Will and Grace.
So I said, good morning, and he says, HEYYYYY . . . B!
Now, ya’ll I swear he was going to follow up with two-snaps up just for GP!
Ding,
Arrow Lights Up
I press 22nd floor and 23rd floor for Jackeé.
I said oooh Jack, I like dem’ skinny jeans.
He looks to the left, and looks to the right, and me looking puzzled and confused.
Why my blond self starts looking around too.
But, hell I think isn’t it just us two.
He comes closer and says, “YEAH, I like them too. Don’t they hug, and fit my petite figure.”
OOOOOHHHHH, LAWD I wanted so bad to say . . . *ITCH PLEASE!
But, the testosterone and masculinity in me just listened and said OH, I SEE!
But, here’s the kicker . . . " He continues to say, I’m so small frame I got these out the girl’s teen section for Petites".
I swear I twitched my nose so HARD, and was about to SCREAM . . . OPEN SESAME . . . thinking the doors would open due to my magical command, because, clearly this elevator ride needed to come to an end!
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