Monday, September 14, 2009
Alright MTV . . . You Intrigued B!
2009 MTV Video Music Awards . . .
Where do I even begin?
Madonna opened the show with a tribute to the King of Pop with such honesty, warmth and exuberance that was breathtaking. She shared with the world her personal intimate moments with such delicate sensibility, and I must say it was so awesome and beautiful to see.
Madonna shed light on the fact that MJ was not merely a spectacle, nor an oddity from some strange out in space land. He was the ONE AND ONLY King, but more importantly he was a Human Being!
Now once Ms. Material Girl left the stage. I was prepped and ready with tissue in hand, to see what was suppose to be a lachrymose, yet, hair-raising performance from baby sis or in my mind the surviving twin.
However . . . Uhhh . . . yeah I must have missed the sniffling, weeping or me feeling woe because Janet clearly did not touch my soul.
Now don’t get me wrong Janet at 43 . . . G’rl you look great. And, you’re dancing in syncopation with big brotha MJ, took the cake.
But, Damn-It why you constantly coming out here wearing these microphone head pieces, pretending you doing a live performance of the duet “Scream”, when most of the time you act like you can barely talk and your sound level quantifies in the -2 range .
I mean can I get an AMEN or better yet . . . CHILE BOO!
Now, Lady GAGA did her thang.
I’ve never seen her perform, yet that performance of “Paparazzi” and her giving a shot out to GAYS . . . Okay, yeah I’m truly a fan.
I just don’t know too many people who can rock neck braces, feathers, eccentric head pieces or perhaps turn into a cute little white Poplar Bear.
OMG, it so worked for me. However, when she had on the white head piece, didn’t it make you want to tag along with me and get a Klondike Bar. C’mon you have agree!
Now, QUEEN B!
LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I know, I know, you so sick of THEE. But, to put it plain and simple she’s just a BADD CHICK INDEED.
I so luv her, it’s just ridiculous.
She looked Fabulous! She sound Fabulous! She is just the epitome of Fabulousity!
All those beautiful women on stage, and did you catch when Queen B bent backwards, and showed off all her thickness and flexibility.
WHOA NELLY NO, I think that just got my dick percolating.
Not to mention, she was a class act to allow Taylor Swift to come back onstage and have her moment.
Kanye West so irritated me!
I literally wanted to pull him thru the screen, and whip his a**. I mean don’t get me wrong, I do luv his swagger, his confidence, and perhaps even his EGO. And on a few occasions his outlandish acts even turned B’wood on.
I recall myself sayin' damn . . . MUCHO, Grande Balls.
Hmmm, I even envisioned him T-bagging a kidd for a couple rounds.
But, I can’t get with someone stealing someone’s shine. Even, if I agreed with Mr. West . . . couldn’t he just let 19 year old Taylor Swift have her moment in time? And, out of all people Ms. Taylor Swift who always seems to be so humble and kind.
But, OMG she stood there in her glitter gown, lookin’ so dumb-founded, and stuck in time. Then two seconds later camera two takes center stage and we see Beyoncé looking so embarrassed and amazed. And, supposedly his actions was justified with a lil’ sip-e-sip, of some alcoholic beverage of some kind.
However, right is right and wrong is wrong, and he was just clearly out of line!
Last but not least Jay-Z and Alicia Keys ~
Can we say Jay picked-up right where P-Diddy left off and runs NYC in 2009. I so get it now, why people say he’s the best rapper alive. That performance was pretty amazing and was typical of his style. Something about MJB voice usually compliments Jay to me, but, Alicia Keys came so hard and strong it seemed like a perfect match bursting with creativity!
Jay & Keys made a statement together, letting the world know NYC is their PROUD HOME Forever!
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