COURTESY OF CARLTON JORDAN.com:
Remember when J-Lo (who??) got her ass insured awhile back? Well, the trend continues with Pittsburgh Steelers All-Pro safety Troy Polamalu! Head & Shoulders, whose products Polamalu endorses, has insured dude’s beaucoup hair for $1 million!!
Famed British insurance firm Lloyds of London is handling things for Proctor & Gamble, the parent company of Head & Shoulders shampoo brand.
Unlike Lopez, who has an absurdly slim chance of falling and breaking her ass, Polamalu plays pro football and yes, peeps. . . it’s legal to tackle someone by their hair in the NFL! Thus, P&G’s claim to a hair insurance policy on Polamalu. Polamalu must be really making top dollar for ‘Head & Shoulders’ as their endorser. . .dude apparently will have as long a business relationship with P&G as he has locks!
SIDEBAR: MAYBE I NEED TO GROW MY HAIR OUT SO IT WILL BE WORTH A $1 MILLION... Wears my KINKY-CURLY...KNOT TODAY!
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