Okay it’s Official!
On July 30th, 2009 B~wood officially submitted his letter of resignation to his employer.
It a recession B~wood, what in the hell you ask?
Oh, don’t trip!
Pump, your mutha freakin breaks. B~wood already has a new occupation.
Yes Lawd, my new occupation is titled “Stalker”, oops, I mean “Pursuer”.
It’s the latest trend, so you know it’s a B! Xclusive.
I mean who wouldn’t want to capture, and allow this fine, tantalizing, ripped, specimen, overtake and wrestle them to the ground and say: “Yo, seriously . . . What in the hell are you doing?”
Or perhaps, in B~wood’s fantasy world say: “What’s my Mutha F**kin name. . . Yeah, you like Big Daddy on Top, Don’t Cha!”
However, I must admit I love Kim-Kim, so I was routing for them on the sideline. I even retreated my hot pursuit for a lil’ while. Now you know that’s LOVE!
But, BABE . . . It’s on and poppin’ now!
So, Pop Lock and Drop It . . . Pop Lock and Drop It!
Ques? Do you think my “Mr. Goodbar” will also earn the title “Mr. NutRageous”? I mean isn't your palate craving that lumpy, thick texture, that consist of 290 Calories, 17g of Total Fat, 23g of Sugar, 25g of Calcium and 6g of Protein.
I know I heard someone say Ummm, ummm, GOOD!
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