Thursday, April 30, 2009

Simmer Down Ring Leader




Guy and Blackstreet are reuniting for a comeback. Truly, with no male R&B groups holdin’ it down right now, we would like to believe success is inevitable. But, bey-bey is Teddy Riley really trying to balance both groups simultaneously. I mean, we all know he’s the creator of New Jack Swing, but this might be a little too much.

Lawd, b~wood had a vision of Teddy finishing up a “Grove Me” performance with GUY then following up with a “No Diggity” performance with Blackstreet. OMG, next thing you know, soulja fall out. Can you imagine Aaron Hall standing over Teddy hollering some... check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3. . . Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4. I swear I would be NO MO’ GOOD!

No Long Backs Allowed....



First Chris Brown with Wrigley's Doublemint Gum, then Neyo with Wrigley's Big Red Gum, but Julianne Hough for Wrigley's Juicy Fruit Gum? Stop the press! Now you know they wrong. Press pause and freeze frame that nonexistent ass. We talkin’ about JUICY FRUIT PEOPLE. You know we need a big JUICY, around the way, ghetto booty for this commercial. Now how in tha heck did Mary J. miss her audition?

Daughter-in-Law Sues


So much for blood being thicker than water.

The estate of a Derry Township, Pa., guy killed after pushing his father out of the way of a falling tree has filed a negligence lawsuit against the dad.

Victim Brian Shean's wife says she's suing her father-in-law in the interest of her 4-year-old son.

Carrie Prejean-Fighting The Good Fight


Miss California USA. may have been tossed into the scuffle over same-sex marriage, but she has become a willing warrior in the fight.
Carrie Prejean – who gave a now-famous response to a question about gay marriage at the recent Miss USA pageant – is featured in a new advertisement from the National Organization for Marriage, which says its mission is “to protect marriage and the faith communities that sustain it.”
The advertisement, which accuses same-sex marriage backers of trying to silence opponents like Ms. Prejean, is the latest step into advocacy for the 21-year old Miss California. Ms. Prejean told NBC’s “Today” show on Thursday morning that she does not regret becoming involved in the back-and-forth.
“I’m going to do whatever it takes … to protect marriage,” said Ms. Prejean, who started giving interviews to the news media shortly after the Miss USA pageant. “It’s something that is very dear to my heart.”
Supporters of gay marriage immediately hit back at the advertisement, while officials affiliated with the state’s pageant said they were disappointed with Ms. Prejean.

The president of the Human Rights Campaign, Joe Solmonese – who is seen calling gay marriage opponents bigots in the advertisement – retorted in a statement that the National Organization for Marriage’s “relationship with the truth could use some help.”
“As far as my cameo, I appreciate them emphasizing my point that when debating the merits of this issue they only have lies on which to rely,” Mr. Solmonese said.
In a statement, Miss California USA pageant officials said “in the entire history of Miss U.S.A., no reigning title holder has so readily committed her face and voice to a more divisive or polarizing issue.”

We applaud Ms. Prejean for taking such a courageous position and standing for what is right and decent. We need more people like her willing to stick their neck out for traditional marriage.

Way to go, Carrie!

Beyonce: "that is so dumb"


Beyoncé has laughed off speculation that she sent a lookalike to visit an Austrian art museum in her place.
According to local newspapers, the singer was invited to tour the exclusive Albertina in Vienna, but decided to hire a replacement so that she could spend time shopping.
When asked about the allegations, the musuem's spokesperson was quoted as saying: "We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren't really sure. It could have been her."
However, the star's representative has dismissed the reports as "dumb", telling WENN that Beyoncé did tour the exhibition in person.

Dont be calling us dumb bitch...your the one that cant string a sentence together, KMT

Beyonce in Hungary, fake smile returns

I hate that fake smile she wears.. patronising the fans like that. WTF!

Matt Giraud Bids Goodbye to American Idol Season 8

After he made history by being the first idol aspirant to be saved by the judges, Matt Giraud finally bid goodbye to American Idol on March 29.

Now, the four remaining idol hopefuls are now preparing for next week's presentation which theme is "Rock" music.


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Justin Timberlake in the making. . .



At 15 years old Canadian kidd Justin Bieber is following in the footsteps of ATL’s own Mr. Usher Raymond IV. Don’t you love how music crosses all color lines! This kidd is already a force to be reckoned with. Justin Bieber has already signed a contract with Island Def Jam Records.

Now, hmmmm, let’s see what he needs. A vocal coach (yeah, we need to work on his breathing techniques), choreographer, publicist, make-up artist, stylist, road manager, fitness trainer, tutor, background singers & dancers, attorney, financial advisor, and entourage for good measure.

Yo Hold Up… Have I scared this youngin’ already! With just a few of these things he will be destined for stardom. Humph, I tell ya fame ain’t easy!

Take that...Take that....Take that!




Diddy clearly is entrepreneur of the year! Let's face it, HE CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP, DAMN-IT AIN’T GON’ STOP! However, can we truly hate on him. He is our Barry Gordy of our generation.

Now y’all know you may not get paid-N-stuff. Because, let’s be real… we all know Diddy’s track record. He’s gonna get his; before you get yours, however, once again he’s providing opportunities for us. Since we are oooh so fine, and our looks just blow your mutha – shut yo mouf’ mind go on and enter The Faces of The Future Model Search by visiting www.seanjohn.com. You know Diddy will pick out the cream of the crop.

P.S. Aren’t his models just Scrum-uh-luscious! Hey Nelly!

She's Every Women!




Hey y’all. Check out what’s going on with the most influential women in the world. You know who I’m talkin’ about, right? It’s only been a 100 days.
First Lady Michelle Obama, you know Chelle-Chelle!

Well let me spill the T. There’s a new superhero in town. So move over Ororo Iqadi T’challa, nѐe Munroe aka Storm. Wait a minute… (Now y’all know that name would get on my last nerve)…. I digress.

She needs a nickname like Ro-Ro or somethin’. Storm, we all know you are the first African female superhero and all, but babe Chelle-Chelle is from the south side of Chicago. G’rl you better recognize!

See that’s what’s wrong with dem comic book African princesses. They want to reign forever! Storm your hair is white, damn-it girl you old. You still cute in all, but move over!

Mr. T I, The Jury


We pity the fool who would try to give this juror any jibber-jabber.

Mr. T was summoned to jury duty in his hometown of Chicago, and he did not shirk his responsibility.

"I enjoy doing my civic duty," he said. "It's not about the A-Team, it's the J-Team -- the jury team."

Fortunately for Chicago's criminals, Mr. T was not selected for a trial.

I Was Only Trying To Help


Can't a guy get any consideration?

A German paramedic who spotted a woman having a heart attack pulled over to help her, and got a parking ticket for his trouble.

"I know traffic wardens have a reputation for being miserable and hard-hearted," said good Samaritan Steve Schiltenwolf. "It looks like it's true."

Beyonce: She Hulk in the Avengers!

Mediatakeout is reporting:

Beyonce showed he box office drawing power last week end with her number 1 movie Obsessed. Well now, MediaTakeOut.com is hearing that Beyonce’s management team is trying HARD to get her into the new Avengers movie – scheduled for release in 2012.

One of MediaTakeOut.com’s MOST RELIABLE snitches claims that even though The Avengers’ script has yet to be completed, Bey’s people are already lobbying to get her the role of She Hulk. The insider explains, “[Beyonce’s people] have already had meetings with [Paramount Pictures], it’s still early. But so far, it looks promising.”The insider continued, "Beyonce is perfect for the role, and she's already shown that she brings a substantial audience to any film she's associated

1. I dont believe this shit and
2. I dont believe this shit.

Beyonce sends Lookalike to Museum


Oh my days.... read this:

VIENNA (AFP) — US pop star Beyoncé has angered a high-brow art museum in Vienna by sending a look-a-like to her own special personal tour of the museum, while she went shopping, according to newspaper reports here Wednesday.

Tabloid dailies Oesterreich and Heute said the R&B diva had been due to visit the Albertina, one of the Austrian capital's most famous museums which attracts around one million visitors each year.

Recent visitors include Hollywood stars such as Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Nicolas Cage.

But Beyoncé, who gave a concert in Vienna on Tuesday, decided to skive off and do some shopping instead, sending a look-a-like to the museum and be photographed with Albertina director, Klaus Albrecht Schroeder, according to the reports.

The museum was understandably put out and said it would protest to the star's management.

"What a cheek," Albertina spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz told the Austrian news agency APA.

"We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren't really sure. It could have been her," Dahlitz said, adding that fans were apparently duped, too.

Beyoncé's concert in Vienna met with very mixed reviews and was only half-full, according to Oesterreich.

Source

Beyonce's fascination with UK artists


I am starting to wonder why Bey/Kelly/Solange etc are so interested in the UK music scene. Kelly has always loved the UK and Solange comes here for inspiration but Beyonce is trying to do collabs with everyone going. First Alexandra Burke, the winner of the UK American Idol (X Factor) then she now wants to to a collab with Adele (who I think is shit!)....
I find it interesting that Bey has not wanted to do a collab with Leona..this is obviously for many reasons.

1. Leona is better looking
2. Leona can actually sing and kill you with it
3. Leona could potentially steal Beyonce's crown
4. Leona is a threat!!!

I challenge Bey to do it... but the bitch is chicken shit so she wont.

Kelly wants to be in the movies!


I think Kelly should go for it... she has been in a few TV programmes and was in Freddy Vs Jason... but lets try to forget about those...with the right lessons and preening I think she could be better than Beyonce. What do you think?

Obama Doctrine = Appease Our Enemies So They’ll Like Us Again



AFTER a mere 100 days, the "Obama Doctrine" for our foreign and security poli cies has emerged. And it's terrifying.

The combination of dizzying naivete, dislike of our allies, disdain for our military, distrust of our intelligence services and distaste for our own country promises the worst foreign policy of our lifetimes.

That includes President Jimmy Carter's abysmal record of failure.

The core tenets of the Obama Doctrine to date would make a charter member of the Weather Underground cheer:

We're to blame. If there are problems anywhere, they're America's fault. This central conviction of leftist ideology appears to have soaked so thoroughly into our president's consciousness during his lengthy friendships with extremists that it's now second nature to him.

Problems can be negotiated away. From Somali pirates to Moscow's belligerency, Obama and his Cabinet see a good chat as the best response to a challenge. Our president got to the Oval Office by talking, not doing, and his faith in his powers of persuasion is unlimited.

An acquaintance who may have our government's best grasp of the Russians shakes his head at the tone in Washington. The current mantra: "We have to get over our Cold War thinking." Great -- except that it's the Russians who've revived Cold War hostility.

The Taliban devours Pakistan, and we want to talk. President Hugo Chavez destroys Venezuela's democracy, and we want to talk. Iran pursues nuclear weapons with refreshed enthusiasm . . . and we want to talk.

Problems that can't be talked out can be bought off. Pakistan, a nuke-armed state of 170 million Muslims seething with anti-Americanism stirred up by our "friends," faces a crack-up as its once-monolithic military splinters. Obama's answer? Send billions of dollars that will disappear and weapons that may soon be used against our troops.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton thinks the solution to piracy is a generous program to rebuild Somalia. (Been there, done that.) She'd also like to hand Hamas a billion bucks.

The "Las Vegas law" applies: You can buy sex but not enduring love. We can't defeat terror with welfare checks.

Islamist terrorism doesn't exist. The term's even been banned from government departments. As Muslim extremists slaughter innocent victims by the thousands, we're assured Islam's a "religion of peace" that contributed profoundly to our country's development. (Huh?)

It's as if 9/11 never happened. The "nonterrorists" drenching the greater Middle East in blood and threatening us as loudly as they can are just victims of our aggression. It's all our fault.

Terrorists do exist, though -- among our returning veterans and amid those Americans who don't subscribe to MoveOn.org's revulsion at our country.

Israel's the obstacle to Middle East peace. Palestinians are all victims. Hamas consists of struggling community activists. The terrorists are in the Israeli military.

Our nukes threaten world peace and we need to get rid of them. Other states only maintain or seek nuclear arsenals because we worry them. If we can get down to zero nukes, peace will reign on earth.

Forget that only our nuclear weapons prevented World War III and that they still deter potential enemies. Just get rid of them, OK?

Our military is dangerous. Beyond Obama's cynically choreographed appearances with our troops, he and his coterie clearly disdain military advice and uniformed service. The administration views our troops as primitive creatures who must be collared and leashed, not as part of any solutions.

Our intelligence services are even more dangerous than our military. The administration's already begun to gut our intelligence capabilities. Carter at least pretended to study the problem. Obama's plunging straight in with the demoralization of our shadow warriors.

It's only torture if we do it.

Blame President George W. Bush. Should the Obama Doctrine lead to new terror attacks (sorry, Janet: I meant "man-caused disasters") or to foreign-policy humiliations, it won't be Obama's fault, but Bush's.

We're becoming a third-world country, succumbing to a sickening (in both senses of the word) culture of blame. And that culture is fostered by breathtaking ignorance.

We now have a president who doesn't know that Pakistan was founded as a democracy, a secretary of state who thinks we created the Taliban, a head of the Department of Homeland Security who doesn't believe Islamist terrorists exist and a vice president who claims FDR gave televised speeches during the Depression.

If Bush had made such gaffes, the media would've mocked him. But Obama and his entourage excite orgasmic forgiveness among journalists. Which brings us to the Obama Doctrine's final tenet:

Our media sluts will portray defeat as victory.

Ralph Peters, New York Post, 4/29/09

Beyonce goes shopping




Sorry you maby like them but I do not! Those shoes are RANK!..... why does everytime she step out of the door it have to be a fashion show....

You Still Gonna Love Me!



Since 2003 American Idol Frenchie Davis is still going strong. She's currently starring in the 30th Anniversary national tour of the musical revue Ain't Misbehavin alongside Ruben Studdard.

Ummm Ques? When is your M.A.C Cosmetics Ad coming out, because truly you’re always lookin' VIVA GLAM!

American Idol Season 8: Top 5 "Rat Pack" Performances Night

Watch below (click names to view their performances) the performances of 5 remaining American Idol hopefuls doing their Rat Pack performances:

Adam Lambert - Feeling Good (Muse Version)

Danny Gokey - Come Rain or Come Shine

Matt Giraud - My Funny Valentine

Allison Iraheta - Someone to Watch Over Me

Kris Allen - The Way You Look Tonight

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ain't NO MO!




Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddd, who in da hell done took all the damn Chick'n. Damn, Damn, Damn.... I's "LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES". Now you know times is hard when all the Chick'n is gone. Question did she really say when been duped? Now wait a minute heifer!

P.S. ~ Now, why all the customers are colored folks. The brutha with the suit ain't playin y'all!

Dirty Love Nest




This gives new meaning to "Dirty Sex"

A Canadian cop in Saanich, BC, heard passionate sounds coming from a Dumpster -- and found that a 30-year-old woman and her boyfriend, 28, had turned it into a love nest. The officer ordered the two to put on their clothes and leave.

Obama Didn't Know Who Took Air Force One?


President Barack Obama apologized for scaring New Yorkers half to death when his plane, Air Force One, buzzed lower Manhattan. He claims that he didn't know anything about the incident.

"We found out about it, when you did," said Prescient Obama.

Obviously the president thinks that the American people are a bunch of dolts. Air Force one is not just any plane. It carries the leader of the free world and it is the most heavyly protected aircraft in human history.

The idea that a another Federal department like the FAA or the Defense Department can borrow his plane and not inform the president what they intend to do with it, is beyond the rehelm of believability.

What really happened?

I think President Obama, who really does not fathom the impact 911 had New Yorkers, thought is was perfectly acceptable for a jumbo jet to fly 500 feet over Manhattan for a photo op. But, after the situation turned out bad, he stuck his finger in the air like all politicians, realized the blunder after the fact, and decided to play the ignorant of the facts game.

Come on Mr. President, who do you think you're fooling?

Stately is so classic




The day in the life of b~wood is rather intriguing.

Just like clockwork my stomach began to roar as if it was the carnivorous plant (Audrey II) in the Little Shop of Horrors. It just kept screaming FEED ME, FEED ME! I said simmer down shorty. I will feed you in a minute.

Nonetheless, I gave in to its beckon call and proceeded to the corridor to catch the elevator. I patiently waited for the elevator to arrive on the 22nd floor. DING.

Me being me, I said, ooooh goody two additional passengers will be enjoying this ride down to the ground floor. I made my way to the back corner of the elevator and tuned in to the conversation that was already in session.

("Ooh g'rl I just love your color in your hair, what color is that. (Side bar: Now her crap is fried, dyed and laid to the side, looking dry brittle and a mess. Why she lying?)

This is ol' school I just poured some peroxide in my hair like we use to do in the 70's! She said WHAT? (Side bar: LAWD, I thought I was Ms. Sophia, I said to myself, of course. GRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, oooh-wee, you better start shopping for some Anna Mae wigs now. All yo stuff will be gone. She gonna need to start over with a kiddy kitt from Just FOR ME! Now you know, all these products out today, what in hell is she thinking?) Shhh, back in session . . .

Ooh, naw g'rl you shouldn't do that, I use Herbal Essences by Clairol. They have bodacious browns. (Side bar: I said well damn -itch, are you some damn walking infomercial for Clairol, some damn bodacious brown; get the freak out of here!). You should try it. It moisturizes very well. I'm trying to get the Michelle Obama look. (Side bar: Now both of these sisters got some Oh' my Nappy HAIR thang going! So can we get some Carol's Daughter in their lives, Dr. Miracle, somethin'. I tell ya, First Lady Obama is inspiring, but, shorty-do you got a long way to go!).

DING! Ground Floor - You have arrived at your destination!

Ms. So-lang-E!




So-lang –E. Piaget Knowles song T.O.N.Y…. is truly growing on me. Clearly, she’s not getting the radio play she surely deserves. But, I must admit her video is in heavy rotation. She’s beautiful, has a figure out of this world, she’s a mom, a song-writer, a model, actress, fashionista, and songstress (Okay, well that’s yet to be determined).

As I watch her T.O.N.Y video, don’t we love how she does a slow, yet, runway -ish jog down the boulevard? Not to mention her Brazilian weave looks so lush. It has so much body and bounce, you clearly think she’s about to do a Garnier Nutrisse commercial.

But, here’s the kick-er… Who in the world, can piss on a stick and make it look so sexy. She’s the BEST!!!!!

First 100 Days for Prez B’Memo Porkbama





THRIVES AFTER 100 DAYS AMONG LIBERALS, BUT

Hailed as something on the order of a Roosevelt or Lincoln in just his first 100 days in office, President Obama remains the apple of the media's eye.

He's been crowned more ambitious than FDR and more historic than Abe Lincoln.

There's nary a note of any stumbles so far.

Even the White House seems a little uncomfortable with all the cooing and purring, and offered a little more balance.

"I'd give the administration a B-plus," White House spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters yesterday. "I think there's always room for improvement."

The media's muse also dutifully gave his swooning poets a grade of their own.

"I'd give them a strong 'A,' " Gibbs told a CNN interviewer.

Certainly, the Obama administration can point to some strong successes, but there have also been failures.

Since taking the oath of office, Obama has signed six pieces of legislation crafted by his fellow Democrats on Capitol Hill. Several of those laws were longtime Democratic initiatives, such as demanding equal pay for women and requiring the government to provide health insurance to poor children.

These are hugely popular among Democrats. But the expansion of government-funded health insurance at a time when federal entitlement programs are already teetering on the verge of collapse may well prove to have been foolhardy.

Other bills signed by Obama were his ambitious budget and his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package. The successful passage of those massive spending plans is a reflection of the nearly universal power he and his party hold in Washington today.

But they also reveal one of Obama's biggest failures so far.

He won the election on promises to change the way Washington works, yet allowed Democratic lawmakers to lard up his spending plans with pork.

Obama has reached out to some of the world's worst governments in a laudable bid for peace. But it's as if Obama thinks history began 99 days ago, when he took office. It's almost as if Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Fidel Castro haven't done plenty to deserve their ostracized place.

His greatest mistake, by far, was releasing the graphic memos detailing the government's harsh interrogation techniques without including a memo from his own administration arguing that the techniques had been productive.

Another sterling success for Obama has been his ability to keep the media in full swoon and maintain the image of a squeaky-clean statesman.

It's just this talent that coats a politician with a sheen of Teflon that protects him much later when the political winds turn harsh and severely damage his party -- as they surely will.

Charles Hurt New York Post 4/28/09

April 24-27 AGB Mega Manila TV Ratings: "I Love Betty La Fea" Finished on 2nd Place

Here are the Top 10 daytime and primetime programs from April 24 to 27 based on the overnight survey of AGB Nielsen Philippines among Mega Manila households:

April 24, Friday

Daytime
1. Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin? (GMA-7) - 28.5%
2. Paano Ba ang Mangarap? (GMA-7) - 23.4%
3. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 19.5%
4. Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 19.3%
5. Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 18.8%
6. Kambal Sa Uma (ABS-CBN) - 16.2%
7. Gokusen 3 (GMA-7) - 15.5%
8. Slamdunk (GMA-7) - 15.2%
9. Lalola (GMA-7) - 13.8%
10. Chil Princesses (GMA-7) - 13.7%

Primetime
1. Zorro (GMA-7) - 31%
2. I Love Betty La Fea (ABS-CBN) / Ang Babaeng Hinugot Sa Aking Tadyang (GMA-7) - 30.9%
3. Totoy Bato (GMA-7) - 30.5%
4. All About Eve (GMA-7) - 29.7%
5. Fated To Love You (GMA-7) - 28.8%
6. May Bukas Pa (ABS-CBN) - 28.1%
7. 24 Oras (GMA-7) / Tayong Dalawa (ABS-CBN) - 27.5%
8. Hole In The Wall (GMA-7) - 27.2%
9. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 24.6%
10. Bubble Gang (GMA-7) - 17.4%

April 25, Saturday

Daytime
1. Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 23.7%
2. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 18.3%
3. Wish Ko Lang (GMA-7) - 16.6%
4. Cinema FPJ: Da King on ABS-CBN (ABS-CBN) - 16.1%
5. Joey's Quirky World (GMA-7) - 15.3%
6. Maynila (GMA-7) - 12.6%
7. Startalk (GMA-7) - 12.4%
8. Entertainment Live (ABS-CBN) - 11.5%
9. Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 10.5%
10. Bakugan Battle Brawlers (GMA-7) / Spongebob Squarepants (TV5) - 8.7%

Primetime
1. Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho (GMA-7) - 24.2%
2. Bitoy's Funniest Videos (GMA-7) - 23.7%
3. Maalaala Mo Kaya (ABS-CBN) - 23.4%
4. Pinoy Records (GMA-7) - 20.8%
5. Kakasa Ka Ba Sa Grade 5? (GMA-7) - 19.3%
6. Imbestigador (GMA-7) - 19%
7. XXX (ABS-CBN) - 18.1%
8. The Singing Bee (ABS-CBN) - 17.9%
9. Talentadong Pinoy (TV5) - 17.5%
10. Banana Split (ABS-CBN) - 13.8%

April 26, Sunday

Daytime
1. SOP (GMA-7) - 16.5%
2. Joey's Quirky World (GMA-7) - 15%
3. Kay Susan Tayo (GMA-7) - 12.9%
4. ASAP '09 (ABS-CBN) - 12.5%
5. Showbiz Central (GMA-7) - 12.4%
6. Dear Friend: Igorota (GMA-7) - 11.2%
7. Jollitown (GMA-7) - 10.9%
8. Rockman Stream (GMA-7) 9.6%
9. Your Song Presents: Underage (ABS-CBN) - 9.3%
10. The Buzz (ABS-CBN) - 8.9%

Primetime
1. Mel & Joey (GMA-7) - 25.7%
2. Kap's Amazing Stories (GMA-7) - 22.9%
3. My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad (GMA-7) - 22.2%
4. Rated K (ABS-CBN) - 20.4%
5. Sharon (ABS-CBN) - 19.6%
6. All Star K (GMA-7) - 19.1%
7. Ful Haus (GMA-7) - 16.9%
8. The Singing Bee (ABS-CBN) - 15.5%
9. TV Patrol Linggo (ABS-CBN) - 12.5%
10. Goin' Bulilit (ABS-CBN) - 12.3%

April 27, Monday

Daytime
1. Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin? (GMA-7) - 26.4%
2. Paano Ba ang Mangarap? (GMA-7) - 22.9%
3. Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 21.2%
4. Daisy Siete: Kambalilong (GMA-7) - 19.9%
5. Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 18.5%
6. Gokusen 3 (GMA-7) - 14.9%
7. Kambal Sa Uma (ABS-CBN) - 14.7%
8. Slamdunk (GMA-7) / Hot Shot (ABS-CBN) - 14.3%
9. Pokemom Master Quest (GMA-7) - 13.5%
10. Pieta (ABS-CBN) - 12.3%

Primetime
1. Totoy Bato (GMA-7) - 37.3%
2. Zorro (GMA-7) - 35.7%
3. 24 Oras (GMA-7) - 33.8%
4. Ang Babaeng Hinugot Sa Aking Tadyang (GMA-7) - 32%
5. All About Eve (GMA-7) - 29.1%
6. May Bukas Pa (ABS-CBN) - 28.7%
7. Hole In The Wall (GMA-7) - 27%
8. TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 26.9%
9. Fated To Love You (GMA-7) - 26.6%
10. Only You (ABS-CBN) - 26.5%

Source: AGB Nielsen Philippines

Message to Jay-Z: Beyonce doesnt want kids





Hopefully now Camel Face will get the message...

Illiterate Beyonce speaks on Racism



Oh my life.... this girl needs to never open her mouth and talk on current affairs! The last 10 secs of this are just embarassing... she is def being pimped out!

Michelle Williams New Role!


Michelle has landed the role of Roxie Hart in in Chicago in London's West End!!! ....kelly confirmed it in an interview with Good Day LA http://www.myfoxla.com/subindex/good_day_la

This should be a great role and good to hear Michelle is in the UK!

Kelly Rowland: I am not joining The Dream


Kelly Rowland has confirmed that she is NOT joining The Dream's record label... which still leaves any offers open on the table. I hope she hurry's up and does something soon cos I need to hear some more tracks!

Jay-Z pimping Beyonce out!!


Read this article. It had me thinking!:

Who else, when they heard that the movie Obsessed won the weekend box office, thought to themselves, “Damn, Jay-Z might be on to something.” I actually heard about that shit on the nightly news. Not even one of these bullshit entertainment news programs, like Access Hollywood or whatever, but the actual evening news on network TV. Maybe they’re doing more bullshit entertainment programming on the evening news. I wouldn’t know. The only time I ever watch the shit is when I’m at my parents’ house, which is how I saw it this weekend. The news was actually framed as a matter of Beyoncé managing to win the weekend box office, rather than the movie itself. Which I took to mean that this might signal the beginning of a new era of high profile roles in films for Beyoncé. Regardless of whether or not it was her star power that rocketed Obsessed to the top of the weekend box office, and regardless of whether or not she has any real talent for acting (of course I wouldn’t know), I’m sure she’ll be fielding several lucrative offers. And it was only a few weeks ago that I read that Beyoncé may have made more money last year than Jay-Z. I didn’t bother reading it, but I remember there was a story on MTV News about how much the two of them made last year, and as I recall, she made $89.5 million to Jay’s $89 million, or something along those lines. Or who knows. It could be that Jay made a bit more than Beyoncé. Either way, I was more struck by the fact that I’m not even sure what Beyoncé does. Jay-Z spends his waking hour coming up with new ways to whore himself out to tall Israeli interests, and all Beyoncé does is sing. And we don’t even know for a fact that she can sing very well. I know Beyoncé has been in a few movies, like that Austin Powers movie, and Cadillac Records, and Dreamgirls and what have you, but she hasn’t really been a big name in Hollywood until just. Those were all either big franchises, or low budget movies. Either way, she probably wasn’t able to command much of a fee. The real money in Hollywood comes when they think your name attached to a film can guarantee it makes $100 million. That’s that Will Smith money. If Beyoncé, could get even halfway to that level, forget about it. Meanwhile, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jay-Z starts to gradually fade into irrelevance. I mean, even more so than he already has. If you notice, Blueprint 3 never did come out, and something tells me it didn’t have anything to do with him not having enough time to work on it. And you have to wonder how many more of these bullshit deals he can sign for big paydays. Those years when he was making $100 million a year or whatever, it’s not like he was making that from recording or performing. He was selling off his clothing line, his record company, the rights to whatever money he makes from recording and touring for god knows how long, so on and so forth. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t make nearly as much going forward. He might be running out of shit to sell. Beyoncé might be his strongest performing asset from here on out. Which just goes to show how brilliant Jay-Z is. I mean, if you don’t mind being married to Beyoncé primarily for the purposes of making more money than you could ever really spend anyway. I would have taken my half a billion dollars or whatever and used it to bang a number of broads who more or less resemble the women who act in the pr0n I enjoy, if not the actual pr0n stars, but you guys know I have a lot of personal problems. Back when they got married, it was widely reported that Jay-Z basically bought Beyoncé from Beyoncé’s father. In exchange for his daughter, the old man got a fleet of classic cars and airplane and what have you. Jay even had to agree to continue to put gas in the airplane. It seemed ridiculous to me that a man should have to pay so much money to a family of people who already have so much money, but Jay-Z probably knew she had a lot more earning potential than he did. The old man may have even presented Jay with a series of spreadsheets that said as much. Now that it’s actually begun to pay dividends, I can see the genius of this arrangement. Only thing is, you wonder what kind of access Jay-Z has to Beyoncé’s money. If Beyoncé makes $100 million next year, and Jay-Z doesn’t make shit, how much of that $100 million can Jay spend before Beyoncé’s independent streak starts kicking in? You’d hope it’s a lot, given how much Jay had to spend to get her in the first place, but you know how these women are when they make more money than you. If it isn’t anything at all, Jay might have been better off finding himself a broke chick with the ability to grow a full, healthy head of hair.


Umm... this shit makes sense.... whoah

Beyonce Documentary


Who would have guessed she would do this for more self promotion of her tour. This bitch never misses a trick...I am sure the stans will love this carefully edited video of Beyonce never looking or acting like the diva we all know she is. Matthew has full creativity rights... surprise surprise..

Solange to open for Michael Jackson


Rumours are going around that Solange will be the opening act for Michael Jackson. Good gig for Solange but nothing has been confirmed as yet. I wonder if she will confirm it on Twitter.

April 24-27 TNS National TV Ratings: "Only You" Placed 2nd on its Pilot Episode

Here are the Top 10 daytime and primetime programs from April 24 to 27 based on the overnight survey of Taylor Nelson Sofres (TNS) among national households households:

April 24, Friday

Daytime
Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 26.4%
Kambal Sa Uma (ABS-CBN) - 23.8%
Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin? (GMA-7) - 22.7%
Pieta (ABS-CBN) - 19.8%
Paano Ba ang Mangarap? (GMA-7) - 18.5%
Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 15.9%
Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 15.5%
La Traicion (ABS-CBN) - 15.1%
Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) / Hot Shot (ABS-CBN) - 14.6%
Mr. Bean Live (ABS-CBN) - 14.3%

Primetime
I Love Betty La Fea (ABS-CBN) - 41.3%
May Bukas Pa (ABS-CBN) - 39.4%
TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 32.8%
Tayong Dalawa (ABS-CBN) - 32.7%
Zorro (GMA-7) - 26.9%
Totoy Bato (GMA-7) - 26.1%
24 Oras (GMA-7) 24.7%
Ang Babaeng Hinugot Sa Aking Tadyang (GMA-7) - 24%
All About Eve (GMA-7) - 23.2%
Fated To Love You (GMA-7) - 22.5%

April 25, Saturday

Daytime
Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 21.4%
Cinema FPJ: Da King on ABS-CBN (ABS-CBN) - 20%
Eat Bulaga! (GMA-7) - 16.6%
Wish Ko Lang (GMA-7) - 12.5%
Entertainment Live (ABS-CBN) - 11.9%
Joey's Quirky World (GMA-7) - 10%
Startalk (GMA-7) - 9.6%
Maynila (GMA-7) - 9.5%
Art Angel (GMA-7) - 9.3%
Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 8.9%

Primetime
Maalaala Mo Kaya (ABS-CBN) - 34.9%
The Singing Bee (ABS-CBN) - 29.2%
Komiks Presents Flash Bomba (ABS-CBN) - 22.2%
XXX (ABS-CBN) - 21.2%
Bitoy's Funniest Videos (GMA-7) - 19.8%
Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho (GMA-7) - 18.4%
Kakasa Ka Ba Sa Grade 5? (GMA-7) -17%
Imbestigador (GMA-7) - 15.7%
Pinoy Records (GMA-7) - 15.4%
Banana Split (ABS-CBN) - 12.6%

April 26, Sunday

Daytime
ASAP '09 (ABS-CBN) - 18.7%
Your Song Presents Underage (ABS-CBN) - 15.3%
The Buzz (ABS-CBN) - 12.6%
Matanglawin (ABS-CBN) - 11.6%
SOP (GMA-7) - 11.4%
Showbiz Central (GMA-7) - 10.1%
Dear Friend: Igorota (GMA-7) - 8.9%
Joey's Quirky World (GMA-7) - 8.5%
Jollitown (GMA-7) 8%
Totally Spies Undercover (GMA-7) - 7.7%

Primetime
Rated K (ABS-CBN) - 30.3%
The Singing Bee (ABS-CBN) - 26.6%
Sharon (ABS-CBN) - 23.7%
Goin' Bulilit (ABS-CBN) - 21.7%
Kap's Amazing Stories (GMA-7) - 20.2%
My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad (GMA-7) - 18.4%
Mel & Joey (GMA-7) - 18.2%
TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 14.5%
All Star K (GMA-7) - 13.8%
Ful Haus (GMA-7) - 11.5%

April 27, Monday

Daytime
Wowowee (ABS-CBN) - 25.7%
Dapat Ka Bang Mahalin? (GMA-7) - 24.1%
Kambal Sa Uma (ABS-CBN) - 21.1%
Paano Ba ang Mangarap? (GMA-7) - 18.3%
Pieta (ABS-CBN) - 17.9%
Pilipinas, Game KNB? (ABS-CBN) - 15.9%
Hot Shot (ABS-CBN) - 15.9%
Daisy Siete (GMA-7) - 15.5%
Mr. Bean Live (ABS-CBN) - 14.5%
Slamdunk (GMA-7) - 14.3%

Primetime
May Bukas Pa (ABS-CBN) - 40.3%
Only You (ABS-CBN) - 39.2%
TV Patrol World (ABS-CBN) - 32.9%
Tayong Dalawa (ABS-CBN) - 31.4%
24 Oras (GMA-7) - 27.9%
Zorro (GMA-7) - 27.8%
Totoy Bato (GMA-7) - 27.4%
Hole In The Wall (GMA-7) - 22.2%
Ang Babaeng Hinugot Sa Aking Tadyang (GMA-7) - 22.5%
Pinoy Bingo Night (ABS-CBN) - 19.3%

Source: TNS

Sharon Cuneta Megathirty Concert Tour - U.S. and Canada Dates and Venues

After her crowd-drawing Megathirty concert at the Araneta Coliseum on August 8, 2008, the Megastar Sharon Cuneta is set to give her fans abroad the chance to watch her live...as she brings her Megathirty concert to the U.S. and Canada with Mega-daughter KC Concepcion as her special guest.

See below Sharon's Megathirty U.S. and Canada concert dates and venues:

May 23 - Paris Hotel, Las Vegas

May 24 - Peppermill Tuscany Event Center, Reno, Nevada

May 31 - NJ PAC Prudential Hall, New Jersey

June 7 - Metro Toronto Convention Center, Toronto, Canada

June 12 - Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles

June 14 - Houston Center, Houston,Texas

ABS-CBN's "The Wedding” Stars Anne Curtis, Zanjoe Marudo and Derek Ramsay - Teaser Trailer

ABS-CBN is set to give us another feel-good kilig teleserye via Anne Curtis, Zanjoe Marudo, and Derek Ramsay's new primetime show "The Wedding".

In this new TV series, Anne plays the role of Candice De Menes, a loving daughter who will do everything to prevent her parents from separating. In her desperate attempt to save her parents’ relationship, she will scheme her engagement to Marlon (Zanjoe Marudo), a poor engineer working for her father.

Candice’s initial scheme develops into a full-fledged whirlwind romance leading to preparations for a real wedding to prove the true love they have found.

But what if Candice’s first and great love Warren (Derek Ramsay), the Mr. Right she has waited for so long, returns to claim her back?

What will Candice choose: a love worth fighting for or a love worth waiting for?

The Wedding boasts of an original story, witty sense of humor, and fresh take on love. It also stars Eula Valdez, Michael De Mesa, Alwyn Uytingco, Mitch Dulce, Irma Adlawan, among others.

The Wedding is helmed by multi-awarded director Jeffrey Jetturian and will start airing on May 11 only at ABS-CBN Primetime Bida.

Watch 'The Wedding' teaser trailer below:





Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo Wedding Pictures and Video

After four years of being a reel and real-life sweethearts, Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo finally sealed their relationship with a simple and private wedding ceremony in the presence of their families and closest friends at San Juan Nepomuceno Church in San Juan, Batangas on April 28, 7 a.m.

See some of Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo wedding photos below courtesy of Patrick Uy/ABS-CBN:


Watch the wedding video below courtesy of SNN:



Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo's Wedding Today in Batangas

Young superstar Judy Ann Santos finally tied the knot with TV host-actor Ryan Agoncillo early Tuesday morning, April 28, in San Juan, Batangas.

According to ABS-CBN’s Corporate Communications, the private ceremony, which was closed to media, started at around 7:00 a.m. of April 28 and ended after an hour at San Juan Nepomuceno Church and officiated by Fr. Tito Caluag.

The couple’s principal sponsors include — Mon Isberto (Smart Communications spokesman), Bien Bautista (Ace photographer), Benjie Gonzales (Ryan’s uncle from the US), Susie Entrata-Abrera (TV Host), Rory Quintos (TV & Movie Director), and Jane Buencamino (Judy Ann’s road manager).

The Megastar Sharon Cuneta was the maid of honor while Ryan Agoncillo’s brother, Dondi, was the best man.

Agot Isidro sang "Runaway", Regine Velasquez and Ogie Alcasid performed "The Prayer", and again Ogie Alcasid with Agot Isidro sang "One Hand, One Heart" during the wedding ceremony.

Style Icon of the Year



Ummm, I’m not tryin’ to scare y’all or anything but, is it me or did MJ’s look become the latest trend. Like seriously, he deserves style icon of the year for this one. Yeah, we thought Mike was crazy but when The World Health Organization raised its pandemic alert in response to the outbreak of swine flu, we all came to our senses.

Mike I always knew you weren’t crazy and stuff! Humph! Who’s bad now!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Kim...



G'rlllllll, you got tha style, the booty-licious assss-ets, the brotha, now even the hair (by the way your -ish is real, Ummm NOT)... But, hell to tha naw... You ain't Bey! But, Kim-Kim, we still love ya!

Don't we love Jazz...




Did anyone see the new Jasmine Sullivan's cotton commercial. Philly's girl next door has truly blossomed. Hmmm, did she ever think she would become the Fabric of Our Lives? Go Jazzy! I tell ya don't you love success in Black, it's a beautiful thang!

Red Carpet Thief


This wasn't in the script.

The Salem Cinema in Oregon rolled out a red carpet for its grand opening -- only to have a thief roll it back up and steal it.

It cost theater owner Loretta Miles $65 to rent the red carpet, and Mike Pearlenfein, co-owner of A to Z Party Rentals, said it'd cost $300 to replace.

Dem Leahy Wants to Limit Prez Power


WHEN President Obama re leased the "torture memos" exposing the CIA's en hanced interrogation tactics, he took advantage of his constitutional authority to disclose national-security information. But he should have weighed his actions against their likely outcome: that he won't have the exclusive ability to exercise this power for long.

The memos have given leftist opponents of the War on Terror -- from Congress to United Nations bureaucrats in Vienna -- more reason to demand the disclosure of further information. And they've given a political boost to those seeking to wrest the power to release sensitive information from the Executive Branch.

In particular, sources say that Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy will, as early as this week, take up two disastrous pieces of legislation that could severely undermine the president's executive authority in this regard.

One is the Free Flow of Information Act, a media-shield law that aims to prevent reporters from having to name sources to federal investigators -- and that would make identifying government leakers nearly impossible.

The legislation has bipartisan support, but some Republicans worry about the bill's extremely loose definition of who qualifies as a "journalist."

Texas Sen. John Cornyn has noted that virtually anyone who disseminates information for public consumption qualifies as a "covered person." It's easy to envision so-called "document dump" sites receiving classified papers and putting them, in their entirety, online -- offering a direct channel between government vaults and Web-savvy terrorists.

The real check on leaking comes from the government's ability to prosecute officials who violate confidentiality. As incentives for not disclosing classified information get stripped away, it becomes open season for leakers. For now, Obama can release classified information like the "torture memos" under the circumstances of his choosing -- but if Leahy gets the Free Flow of Information Act through, the president could soon lose that unique role to every bureaucrat with a security clearance and a blog.

Of greater concern is Leahy's own State Secrets Protection Act, which would strip the Executive Branch of its exclusive control of information vital to national security. Right now, if an American who thinks he was wiretapped demands that the National Security Administration release the details of its surveillance program during the legal discovery process, the government can invoke the "state-secrets privilege" -- arguing that the case should be dismissed because such disclosure would compromise national security. The practice is decades old; federal courts almost always respect the government's claims.

But not if Leahy has his way. Under his bill, a heavy burden would fall on the executive branch to prove that state secrets are worth keeping. Federal judges -- with no training or expertise in defense or security -- would decide what intelligence secrets are and aren't essential to keeping the American people safe.

Moreover, these unelected judges wouldn't be accountable for their decisions -- because they'd face no threat to their life tenure, even if their disclosures resulted in attacks on the American homeland. In a letter to Leahy last year, then-Attorney General Michael Mukasey warned that the bill might even be unconstitutional because it "raises separation-of-powers concerns because the provisions purport to transfer to the judiciary through legislation authorities that the Constitution commits to the president."

This shakeup is one Obama, in theory, opposes. Earlier this month, the administration filed a motion to dismiss a civil lawsuit, Jewel v. NSA, related to the terrorist-surveillance program. The Obama Justice Department hewed to the Bush administration's line that the case "would cause exceptionally grave harm to national security." In February, the administration maintained the Bush position on state secrets in Mohamed v. Jeppesen DataPlan Inc., in which the American Civil Liberties Union sued a unit of Boeing for its alleged role in helping the CIA conduct extraordinary renditions.

Now, if Obama wishes to preserve the state-secrets privilege, he'll have to oppose Leahy, a senior member of his own party. If not, he'll endure the embarrassment of having the legislative branch neuter his executive authority. Until last week, the president could have drawn comfort from the fact that both the media shield and state-secrets bills were controversial and wouldn't be enacted without a fight. But Obama's release of the "torture memos" -- in effect, a campaign to make the last eight years look like a massive cover-up of executive abuses -- has created a political environment in which it's hard to oppose constraints on executive power.

In this, Obama hasn't done himself any favors. Like it or not, the American people chose him for the presidency -- and to exercise all its rights, including deciding what defense information should be made available to the world. Obama has these responsibilities -- not bureaucrats, judges or a Congress determined to undermine presidential power.

By releasing the "torture memos," though, Obama plays right into their hands. He'd do well to stop now, because when it comes to presidential control over sensitive information, Obama may find out soon that if you abuse it, you lose it.

Meghan Clyne New York Post 4/27/09