Tuesday, February 2, 2010

BET HONORS

Kim Burrell


Ryan Leslie


Jazmine Sullivan


Mary J Blige


Jennifer Hudson


SideBar ~ Now Ryan-poo aka RL aka Harvard Graduate (Dayumm, I luv an intelligent man), not to mention OOOH SO FINE, BLOW YO MIND RL For Prez. You know dayuum well you a studio singer. Don't do that ~ish NO Mo'! HEAR WHATTASAY, NO DAMN MO!

Jazzy ~ G'rl you know I luv you... I luv a good rasp. But, we need to stay off them Ding-Dongs for two whole weeks okay! I'm just sayin' - It all went to your face.

Mary J. Blige ~ Mrs. Blige took us all the way back ya'll. WHAT!
I'm still rockin' off of "I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY!" Go'on Mary. That's the I just smoked a phat joint and got my weekly ass whoopin' from K-Ci, Mary. I luv that Mary!

J-Hud ~ I'm still pissed at you. Now you and I know, that if you can sing "Your Gonna Luv Me", from Dreamgirls and hold a note for eternity, as if you were literally just talkin to Auntie Kizzy in her living room with little effort. You dayuumm sure should have blew Whitney Wig a few more inches back off her forehead.

HELL, IT WAS ALREADY 2 Centimeters too far back.

G'rl you can sang. I know you were holding back out of respect, but, I know when you really want to tear into a note, you don't hold back. I thought you was about to hold on to "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU" note, until that bottom lip started quivering giving Whitney flashbacks!

Or is B'Wood just trippin.

I mean it was good, don't get me wrong. And, you looked FAB-U-LOUS. Your g'rls were just sitting high and perky. Ample bosom with peek-a-boo cleavage is so sexy. Pony-tail weave was attached properly and the few added tracks to your bangs were cute. But, you held back for me J~HUD. YOU HELD BACK!

Okay, Okay, Okay, . . . When I get the video of Kim Burrell tribute to Whitney. I will have to go there with Ms. Burrell. LAWD, I LUV ME SOME Mrs. BURRELL...BUT, G'RL!!!!!!


To be cont'. . . .

Whoa, that was a long commercial break.

I'm back . . . Now I just posted Kim Burrell Video.

Now Mrs. Kimberly Burrell-Wiley I think you are beyond beautiful. You are just everything to me. You’re a singer, songwriter, arranger, producer, and Assistant Pastor.

I was introduced to Mrs. Burrell in 1998 at Howard University and I literally lost it. Her Everlasting Life CD with song’s like “I’ll Keep Holding On”, “Holy Ghost”, “Over and Over Again”, “Oh Lord” and my favorite “I Come To You More Than I Give” kept me from having a nervous breakdown.

I tell ya, when you experience Mrs. Burrell live and in person her performance (if you allow yourself to let things go) will minister to your heart.

In my opinion beyond Karen Clark-Sheard, Mrs. Burrell is in a league of her own with doing riffs.

Her solo, raspy, improvisation literally will send chills up and down your spine and have you questioning, whether she is hoarse or is that really her natural God-given voice.

However, yes there is a However!

In the style department . . . Well, let’s just say, I don't think she knows her appropriate size. She and Karen Clark-Sheard be pulling stuff out the closet and your like.

STOP PLAYIN'.

Then I saw her Whitney tribute.

Kim-Kim, you knew you were going to be singin’ for Whitney. G’rl came out in some dress that she purchased at AMES and I was no good.

Now the front angle, wasn’t to shabby, then the camera man Tyrone panned in with the side and back angle and I literally wanted to jump thru the screen and knock him upside his head. Don't be showin' all her speed bumps and stuff!

Then, LAWD!

Why my friends said "THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WATCHING AN EPISODE OF SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO WHEN WHITNEY CAME RUNNIN UP TO THE STAGE!"

WHOA NELLY, if KeKe Shepard and Sandman came out ... I WOULD HAVE BEEN NO' MO GOOD!

But, WHITNEY SAID Don't Judge. . .

I digress!

However, Whitney you know that dress was ill-fitting.
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