See this is some Bull-ish. . .
It’s November 30, 2009, 11:21 a.m. and why the power just went out in my building!
Now first and foremost, I don’t want to be at work anyway. But, then again a brotha is grateful he does have a J-O-B, however, damn-it not today.
I was working so diligent on this notice and my monthly reports . . . then SHAJAMM . . . my screen goes blank and looks pitch black.
I just lost all composure and hollered . . . HELL NAW!!!!
Now ordinarily Black is my favorite color, but, pure Black and no writing on my screen was not complimenting my “be a good worker swag” right about now.
I was on page three, all in my work groove, and my dumb a** didn’t click file SAVE!
Lawd, if AUTO-RECOVERY kicks in….. WHOA NELLY. . . I will do a
HOLLA-LU-JUS
praise right here at work LAWD!
Now, a kidd works for the good ol’ government, and ya’ll know our system is old and out-dated. But, haven’t they heard of power generators?
I mean dang JEEDA! Is that too much to ask?
“Attention, Attention, our system may be down for an hour or more.”
Hmm, alrighty then, well I guess a two-hour lunch break will suite me just fine today.
Ummm, Bookie, are you down for a noon-time, sweaty, quickie?
Answer your phone, or answer my text, I need some stress relief goody, goody!
Side Bar: (See Bookie look at me all moist and stuff, you know that turns you on!)
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