Happy New Year Mr. President: You Suck!

As we close on 2009, the magical aura of President Barack Obama is a faded memory. It all started with so much promise on Inauguration Day where millions of people we’re duped into believing an historic event, the election of Barck Obama as the first Black president, was in itself worthy of voting for him.

“This is history!” they all proclaimed.

That seems to be the only selling point Liberals have to sell. Unfortunately, for millions of the “duh-crowd”, that was enough of an incentive.

But, did it ever occur to anyone that “history” can be either “good” or “bad”. Or is it too much to ask people to think beyond slogans?

We’re hearing the same rhetoric about ObamaCare—it’s historic legislation. But, please ignore the increase in insurance premiums, the rationing of care, and when you do get care, it will be inadequate and many will die that did not die before.

How else do you think Democrats will cut costs?

Yes, we have an historic president and terrorists still want to kill us.

Yes, we have an historic president that never ran a business or a state, or even a rinky dink village, and it shows with each passing day. Obama is good at posing as a president, but not governing like one.

Yes, we have an historic president that thinks it’s better to apologize for America's past without acknowledging her glory.

Yes, we have an historic president that promises transparency only to operate behind closed doors under the cover of deceit to buy votes.

Yes, we have an historic president, but is that helping people pay the bills?

So what has history gotten us?

More terrorists attacks than under President Bush!

National pride down the drain!

10% Unemployment!

Mortgage defaults increasing and foreclosure on the rise!

National Debt that our great great great grandchildren will have to pay back!

There isn’t an abortion procedure that Obama doesn’t like.

But, President Obama gives himself a B+ anyway.

Yeah, history is a hoot and ignorance is bliss.

From The Last Tradition.

Fabric of A Man ~ Twenty-Ten

“Man”

One word, one phrase, really is there anymore to say?

Am I attracted to their sexually aggressive, intellectual, individualistic, stoic, athletic, characteristics?

Or perhaps, it’s his hands, his feet, his broad shoulders, his prominent Adam’s apple that emanate that sexy deep voice that has me so intrigued.

Then again clearly it’s all about his “MANHOOD” for me!

Some would say his long, thick, strong; “manhood” is the life support system for every women or man ass or pussy.

Yet, I disagree.

I say it’s a complimentary addition to their every existence or maybe that’s just me.

So oblige me if you would, and take notice of these superior, sexy, fine, masculine men (courtesy of B’wood).

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Side Bar ~ Wouldn’t they be a scrumptious treat after a long night of partyin’ ~ DELICIOSO!

“Don’t Stop til You Get Enough” ~ 2010!

Here are the hottest parties in Atlanta, GA:

• Londzell’s Martini Lounge: $25.00 (advance), $30.00 (general), $50.00 (VIP)
1570 Holcomb Bridge Rd, Roswell, GA

• KC BBQ Soundstage
6317 Roswell Rd, NE, Sandy Springs, GA

• Crown Plaza Atlanta Perimeter at Ravinia: $60.00 (general), $120.00 (VIP)
New Year Party For Urban Professionals
4355 Ashford Dunwoody Rd, Atlanta, GA
Hosted by Frank Ski V103

• Velvet Room: $30.00 (Sold Out), $50.00 (VIP)
3378 Chamblee Tucker Rd, Atlanta, GA

• Sanctuary Nightclub $75.00 (advance), $100.00 (general)
3209 Paces Ferry Place, NW, Atlanta, GA

• Mykonos Nightclub ~ Friday Night (Grand Opening)
2901 Clairmont Road, Atlanta, GA
404-246-9000
Hosted by Fantasia

• Vita ~ (Saturday)
2110 Peachtree Road, Atlanta, GA
404-819-3450

• Django’s ~ (Sunday)
495 Peachtree St, Atlanta, GA
404-246-9000

Here the hottest parties in New York, NY:

• M2 ultra Lounge New York, NY
530 W 28th St., New York, NY
Hosted by Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Here are the hottest parties in Washington, DC:

• Love Night Club $50.00 (general)
1350 Okie St, NE, Washington, DC
Performance by Trey Songz
Hosted by Drake

• Zanzibar $50.00 (general), $75.00 (VIP), $150.00 (VIP ELITE)
700 Water Street, SW, Washington, DC
Performance by Lauren White
Hosted by Anthony Hamilton

• Ibiza $30.00 (general), $100.00 (VIP)
1222 First Street, NE, Washington, DC
WKYS Live Broadcast

• FUR $25.00 (general), $125.00 (VIP)
33 Patterson Street, NE, Washington, DC
HOT 99.5 Live Broadcast

• H20 Restaurant and Lounge $20.00 (general), $75.00 (VIP)
800 Water Street, SW, Washington, DC
202-422-9474
Performance by Dawn of Dirty Money and Q of Day 26

• Park @ Fourteenth $40.00 (general), $100.00 (VIP)
920 14th St, NW, Washington, DC
Hosted by Melanie Fiona

Here are the hottest parties in Miami, FL:

• Fontainebleau
4441 Collins Ave, Miami, FL
Performance by Lady Gaga

• W Hotel South Beach
2201 Collins Ave, Miami, FL
Performance by Kid Cudi w/ musical interlude by John Legend

• Karu and Y
71 NW, 14th Street, Miami Beach, FL
Hosted by Keri Hilson

Rush Limbaugh Taken to Hospital with Chest Pains

There are published reports that our beloved Rush Limbaugh was taken to a hospital with complaints of chest pains. Rush was vacationing in Hawaii at the time of this incident and not much is known at this time other than reports are that he’s listed in serious condition.

Let’s keep Rush in our prayers!

From The Last Tradition

Ms. Indistinguishable

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga made her present known in Atlanta, GA yesterday Tuesday, December 29, 2009.

Truly it’s been her year, and in my opinion she is the BREAK~THRU artist of 2009.

This Italian, native New Yorker perhaps is a prodigy.

“By age 4 she began playing the piano by ear, she went on to write her first piano ballad at 13 and began performing at open mike nights by age 14. At age 17, she gained early admission to the New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts. However, later withdrew from the school to focus on her musical career.”

Ms. Germanotta is more than a singer known as Lady Gaga.

She is a songwriter, fashion designer, pianist, and artist in every since of the word.

“Gaga attributes much of her early success as a mainstream artist to her gay fans and is considered to be a rising GAY ICON.”

She’s quoted as saying “the turning point for me was the gay community. I’ve got so many gay fans and they’re so loyal to me and they really lifted me up. They'll always stand by me and I'll always stand by them. It's not an easy thing to create a fan base.”


LADY G . . . You have been knighted as a DAME. . . because clearly, you have won us over!

Ghetto Clientele

Just when I thought I was a ghetto hood dude theirs somethin’ that always just takes the cake and makes me realize I ain’t that hood.

Now, fam’ let me be real . . . I act very bourgeoisie, siddity, pretentious, and damn right uppity at times.

But, babe when you pull back dem’ layers you will see the real South Central, Los Angeles project-ish Negro who don’t have a damn pot to piss in . . . Hear Whatta Say . . . A Pot to Piss In!

But, Why-O-Why do all our ghetto malls look the damn same.

DAMN JEEDA!

I mean really don’t get me wrong. I love my lil’ hoochie mamas, raggamuffins, chicken-heads, hoodrats, gansters, goons, wanksta, hustlers, and my personal favorite thug boys’ with “thug life” tattooed on the stomach just as the next hott boy!

But, some malls just get out of hand. Now yes, they always have the best selection of sneakers, some of the off the chain barber-shops, not to mention beauty supply stores that have the best selection of hair products!

They sho' nuff do . . . they have Human Hair, Synthetic Hair, Virgin Hair, American Hair, European Hair, Indonesia Hair, Indian Hair, and Full Lace wigs that put Wendy Williams to shame, oh and did I mention some even have Brazilian Hair for yo ass’, gel, grease, hair spray, and relaxers that have your hair fried, dyed and laid to the side.

But, why we got to have stores like:

African Vibes
Basix
Broadway Jewelers
Cash 4 Gold
Cell Fashions
Cellular Express
Man Alive
Dr. Denim
Splendiferous Look
Leatherman

I ain’t never heard of this bull-ish.

That craps burns me up!!!!!!!

Now this Christmas Holiday I literally bumped my damn head, and drove by the mall and said, oooh let me see what’s in The Gallery at Military Circle in Norfolk, VA.

WHOA NELLY NO!

I’m glad I had my bullet vest on reserve. A few bullets wounds is cute in all, but, that damn mall even put Mondawmin Mall in B-more to shame.

Now we all know Norfolk, VA is quite ghetto, but, dem’ hoodrats was lookin’ somethin’ terrible.

My top ghetto malls thus far:

Greenbelt Mall in Maryland
Greenbriar Mall in Atlanta
Westfield Mall in California
Lincoln Mall, in Illinois
Security Mall, in B-more and now
The Gallery at Military Circle in Norfolk, VA

SideBar ~ BEWARE and run for the hills " If the mall has a lot of athletic shoe stores, urban wear, dollar stores, wig shops, stores that don't exist in other malls, stores where you can see they were once a national store such as The Gap, but something else moved in and did not remodel much and have a banner sign over the Gap sign." THAT's A GHETTO MESS!

Vicissitude ~ circa: 2010

Progression ~ Simple or merely Complex?

As usual I woke up with my mornin’ swag . . . I brush-ah, brush-ah, brush-ah . . . teetha, teetha, teetha.

Awww, minty fresh . . . and ooh so clean!

You see I’m a morning person, so I’m rather full of glee at 4:00 a.m.

Herbal Tea Anyone?

Maxwell aka Maxi my “Yorkie” was wide awake, my better half was sound asleep and I was prepin’ for another day at tha 9 to 5, commonly known as my J-O-B!

However, despite me waking up on time, I felt a little off kilter.

I went downstairs with my lil man Maxi walkin’ in front of me, heading towards the door, as if to give me a morning send off . . . Then, I realized I forgot to take my vitamins.

Damn, B!

Back upstairs it is. I gotta keep the body tight and always right.

As I proceed back downstairs, I suddenly realized B; you may need your coat today. You know damn well it’s chilly outside.

Then I said . . . Awww . . . Yes. . . I’m finally ret’s to go.

Low and behold, I thought to myself . . . Hmmm . . . I want to listen to my Chris Breezy CD this morning while drivin’ in.

By this time Maxi looked at me sideways, as if to say, LOOK NEGRO!

Damn- IT, I’m getting back in my doggie bed, because clearly you ain’t got yo sh*t together this mornin’.

Nonetheless, I finally hit the road and literally went into auto-pilot. I don’t know how I arrived at work, but, all I kept thinkin’ about was New Years Day 2010.

Wow, B . . . 2010.

What do I want to do on New Year’s?

Drop it, like it’s hott in the club. . . Because B’wood sure as hell can drop it, spank it, hell damn near get all the way naked. What can I say I’m FIRE!

Anyone care to put out my flame?

Then, I said well maybe Church is an option.

Hmmm, Church and the Lawd . . . Ummm, yeah… I’m leaning more towards, drop it like it’s hott.

So sorr-e, (pun intended).

Or I got a solution; perhaps drop it like its hott after church.

Damn, B’ wouldn’t you feel guilty afterwards?

B’ get it together. You’ve crossed the thirty year old threshold, so shouldn’t I be heading towards progression in my life.

Well, you know Thirty is the new Twenty . . . I guess . . . Perhaps. . . Hell . . . I don’t know, that’s what the damn rich celebrities keep tellin’ me.

But, I need to have some obtainable goals in 2010.

I don’t drink, perhaps I should try that.

I don’t really club, perhaps my youth is leaving me behind.

I strayed away from church, but, I do love the Lord . . . really I do . . . but then again, hmmm . . . do you really show it in your day to day life?

I don’t have many friends, perhaps I should get over my trust issues.

I’m literally a sweetheart of a person, or is that really a façade and perhaps I dismiss people and really I'm a nasty son of a B*TCH!

Ummm, negative for 100 PLEASE!

If that was the case clearly my title would be BITCHIE B not B’wood C . . .

SO WHAT DO I WANT FOR MYSELF IN 2010?

I’m Yellin’, Shoutin’, Cursin’, Hollerin’ hell even Yoodelin’ if need be.

I need clarity, I need direction, I need succession, not to mention a financial blessing.

FAM’ am I all alone here? Because at the end of the day, all I’m asking for is PROGRESSION!

Fatherly Love

Teddy Riley Singer/Producer (formerly of the groups Guy and Blackstreet) is being accused of beating his daughter. A restraining order was filed and granted in L.A. Superior Court. His 18-year-old daughter Taja claims the 43-year-old singer/producer (BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF HER) abused her and her sister by stomping, punching and bashing them causing contusions and other injuries and it didn't stop he also kicked them out his house.

HERE IS A PIC OF WHAT HE DID TO HIS OWN DAUGHTER


Now if you are wondering why and what caused all this I believe the daughters have an issue with their father's girlfriend. You ask how do I know all this well thanks to tweeter I can show you. I could be wrong about the girls not liking his girlfriend, however, you be the judge and tell me what you think.

Here is Teddy's Tweet


Deja's Tweet


This is from his girlfriend


Teddy's Tweet


Taja Tweet Teddy's other daughter


Teddy's last Tweet


SIDE BAR: I GUESS BILL COSBY WAS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!"